Saturday, October 08, 2005

I'm the Commander, see...

What do you mean it's wrong to have anal sex with my pet dog in public? I'm the commander, see - I do not need to explain why I walk around in public buggering my pet dog.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

What? What do you mean this isn't what you meant when you said I'm gonna give this country a pooch-screw?

Friday, October 14, 2005 1:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Santorum was right!"

Friday, October 14, 2005 7:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

George W. Bush is quoted as saying "America is my nigger and I'm fucking it like this dog!"

Friday, October 14, 2005 10:09:00 PM  
Blogger Ryan G said...

It's stuff like this that will lead to homos getting married! [/dobson]

Friday, October 14, 2005 10:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Isn't his press secretary named, "Scotty?"

Saturday, October 15, 2005 12:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Ric MacAlter said...

"I thought Karl said it was time to whack the dog!"

Saturday, October 15, 2005 12:44:00 AM  
Blogger Patrick J. Fitzgerald said...

Turdblossom and Jeff "Bulldog" Gannon have been scarce as of late.

Monday, October 17, 2005 1:37:00 AM  

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