I Am NOT Stupid

Hah! Some folks said I was stoopid. Said I was too dumm to figger out how to lick piss off a nettle. But I showed 'em. I'm the deciderer, and when I decide to lick piss off a nettle, I do it right. That'll show Jebby. He cain't lick piss off a nettle not nohow.

Hey, Unca Dick, what you laughin at?