Everyone Hates Me

They all fucking hate me. The Democrats have always hated me. The US public hates me. My own fucking party has started to treat me like I'm radioactivist. And now this.

Barney just crapped in my elbow. Miss Beazley just crapped down the back of my left leg with a really runny crap that's soaked right through. And Laura thinks it's fucking funny.

That's enough! The fucking three of them are going to be on a CIA flight to fucking Gitmo tomorrow. They'll learn that you don't fucking crap on the President and get away with it.