Friday, October 28, 2005

That Bastard Fitzgerald!

[Libby] That fucking bastard Fitzgerald! He fucking kneecapped me. With a fucking aluminum baseball bat. Both fucking kneecaps.

[Chorus of reporters] You fucking deserved it.

[Disgraced reporter] You're no fucking good to me in bed now, Scooter. So you can take your aspens and stick them where the sun don't shine and see if they still turn then.

[Rove] Does anyone have a change of underwear? I just shat myself.

[Cheney] Suitcase nuke. Fitzgerald's offices. Blame it on Syria so we can invade them next. Right fucking now.

[Bush]What, me worry?


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