Friday, October 21, 2005

The Selection Process

Now that it looks like Rove is going to be indicted, the President has tasked me with finding a replacement to act as his "brain." Any of these candidates would be an improvement on his own brain because their heads are empty as opposed to having shit for brains. But I think I'll choose myself instead. If Cheney and Miers can do it, so can I.


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