Fitzmas

I expect there will soon be variations of this joke all over the blogosphere, on TV shows, and in newspaper cartoon. But it's too good to resist.

Fitzmas came and went and all I got was this lousy scooter. :(

But there's always next Fitzmas. :)

You have to let your dreams rove where they will. Maybe next Fitzmas I'll get an adult video with some dick and some bush in it.

More seriously, one evil shit down, at least three even more evil shits to go.